Boney News https://boneynews.com It's Not Phony News It's Boney News Fri, 20 Sep 2019 03:08:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.3 https://boneynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/boney-news-skully-bone-logo-150x150.png Boney News https://boneynews.com 32 32 Florida Supreme Court Suspends Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins https://boneynews.com/2019/09/20/florida-supreme-court-suspends-broward-judge-vagina-hawkins/ https://boneynews.com/2019/09/20/florida-supreme-court-suspends-broward-judge-vagina-hawkins/#respond Fri, 20 Sep 2019 03:08:34 +0000 https://boneynews.com/?p=152 Florida Supreme Court Suspends Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins Last month, the Florida Supreme Court, hey, do we have a picture of these guys? There those clowns are, suspended Broward Circut Court Judge, wait a minute, come on guys, quit screwing around. What’s her real name? No way! For real? Ok. Broward circuit court judge VAGINA …

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Florida Supreme Court Suspends Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins
Florida Supreme Court Suspends Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins

Last month, the Florida Supreme Court, hey, do we have a picture of these guys?

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Florida Supreme Court Suspends Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins FSC-CLOWNS

There those clowns are, suspended Broward Circut Court Judge, wait a minute, come on guys, quit screwing around. What’s her real name?

No way! For real? Ok.

Broward circuit court judge VAGINA HAWKINS.

Wow. Who the hell would name their kid that? Sounds like asking for trouble.

Anyway, judge VAGINA was suspended for putting her hands on, and maybe choking a courthouse staff employee.

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Florida Supreme Court Suspends Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins-suspended document

 

The judge at first tried to deny it, but the Supreme Court released a courthouse surveillance video that clearly shows the judge going off. 

SO WHY DID THE JUDGE GO OFF?

We sent the Boney Staff down to the main courthouse to see if we could get the judge to give us a statement.

They got one, here it is:

Whoa, don’t go near her with tuna breath.

Yeah, judge Vagina.

Well that’s it for this segment of Courthouse News, and remember;

 

IF WE OFFENDED ANYONE, IT WAS TOTALLY INTENTIONAL 

 

OH YEAH, HERE’S YOUR DRIVE THROUGH BROWARD COUNTY.

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. BE SEING YA!

 

 

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SCREWING WITH JUDGES JUDGE KENNETH GILLESPIE https://boneynews.com/2019/09/20/screwing-with-judges-judge-kenneth-gillespie/ https://boneynews.com/2019/09/20/screwing-with-judges-judge-kenneth-gillespie/#respond Fri, 20 Sep 2019 02:30:41 +0000 https://boneynews.com/?p=148 SCREWING WITH JUDGES JUDGE KENNETH GILLESPIE   Hi there, How ya doing, I’m Skully bones your reporter from hell.   July 18th, a Broward man was arrested for stalking and harassing judges and some other county officials in Broward.   Fort Lauderdale resident, and local moron, Todd Edward Watson, was arrested on several charges of …

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Hi there, How ya doing, I’m Skully bones your reporter from hell.

 

July 18th, a Broward man was arrested for stalking and harassing judges and some other county officials in Broward.

 

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Local Moron Todd Edward Watson

Fort Lauderdale resident, and local moron, Todd Edward Watson, was arrested on several charges of stalking and harassing several Broward County judges and State Attorney Michael Satz.

 

The staff at Boney News managed to get their boney little fingers on the audio recordings of the calls made to the judges.

 

Knowing those guys, they probably stole them.

 

 

We’re going to play these for you in a video playlist series we like to call:

 

SCREWING WITH JUDGES

 

JUDGE KENNETH GILLESPIE

 

 

OK, so in this episode of, Screwing With Judges, Todd Watson calling the offices of judge KENNETH GILLESPIE.

 

Let’s Listen In

 

 

We asked the judge what thought, and received the following comment:

 

“Who the hell was that?

What did that cracker say?

Yeah, call the sheriff, have him pick his ass up.

What did he call me? An Uncle Tom?

Hey, call Al Sharpton, get his ass up in here too.

Hey listen, I may be corrupt, but I’m no Uncle Tom”.

 

Heh, Heh. Looks like that judge didn’t like it either.

 

And as always, well end this with a-

 

Drive through broward county Florida

 

 

BE seeing ya, Ha ha ha

 

 

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SCREWING WITH JUDGES JUDGE EDWARD MERRIGAN https://boneynews.com/2019/09/20/screwing-with-judges-judge-edward-merrigan/ https://boneynews.com/2019/09/20/screwing-with-judges-judge-edward-merrigan/#respond Fri, 20 Sep 2019 00:24:27 +0000 https://boneynews.com/?p=128 SCREWING WITH JUDGES   JUDGE EDWARD MERRIGAN   Hi there, How ya doing, I’m Skully bones your reporter from hell.   July 18th, a Broward man was arrested for stalking and harassing judges and some other county officials in Broward.       Fort Lauderdale resident, and local moron, Todd Edward Watson, was arrested on …

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Hi there, How ya doing, I’m Skully bones your reporter from hell.

 

July 18th, a Broward man was arrested for stalking and harassing judges and some other county officials in Broward.

 

 

 

Fort Lauderdale resident, and local moron, Todd Edward Watson, was arrested on several charges of stalking and harassing several Broward County judges and State Attorney Michael Satz.

 

The staff at Boney News managed to get their boney little fingers on the audio recordings of the calls made to the judges.

 

Knowing those guys, they probably stole them.

 

We’re going to play these for you in a video playlist series we like to call:

 

SCREWING WITH JUDGES

 

JUDGE EDWARD MERRIGAN

 

Ok, so the first video in our playlist, Screwing With Judges, is Todd Watson calling the offices of judge Edward Merrigan.

 

Let’s Listen In

 

 

Wow, now that’s screwing with a judge huh?

 

We contacted judge Merrigan, and you heard his response.

 

It sounds like the judge did not like that, one damn bit.

 

So subscribe to our blog, and YouTube Channel, so you don’t miss the next video, Screwing With Judges, Judge Kenneth Gillespie.

 

And as always, well end this with a-

 

Drive through broward county Florida

 

 

Be seeing ya Ha Ha ha

 

 

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County Employee Gets Jail Time For Stupidity https://boneynews.com/2019/09/19/county-employee-gets-jail-time-for-stupidity/ https://boneynews.com/2019/09/19/county-employee-gets-jail-time-for-stupidity/#respond Thu, 19 Sep 2019 23:56:40 +0000 https://boneynews.com/?p=121 County Employee Gets Jail Time For Stupidity   County Employee Gets Jail Time For Stupidity-Hi there, I’m Skully Bone, your reporter from hell.   When the people at South Florida Corruption ask me to introduce this video I said: “What, have you guys lost your minds over there?”   But I said, “OK, most of …

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When the people at South Florida Corruption ask me to introduce this video I said: “What, have you guys lost your minds over there?”

 

But I said, “OK, most of the judges in Broward are going to end up with me anyway”.

 

OK, here we go.

 

It looks like the judges aren’t the only incompetent people working at the new Broward County courthouse.

 

A couple of months ago, a county maintenance worker exited a courtroom through the wrong door and got herself locked in an inmate holding cell.

 

Forget this, seven hours! Ha, Ha, Ha, Seven hours!

 

She tried using her cell phone to call for help, but the cell service at the Brand new Broward County Courthouse is so crappy, she couldn’t get a call or text out for help. 

 

She talked to someone through the locked door, she thought was one of the cleaning staff, but they must be incompetent too because help never came.

 

 

Ha Ha Ha

 

 

You may ask yourself, don’t they have surveillance cameras at the brand new Broward County Courthouse?

 

The answer is yes, yes they do.

 

The system has only one flaw. Someone has to be watching. Ha, Ha, Ha.

 

Apparently those county employees are incompetent too because if they had been watching, she would not have been there that long.

 

Good thing some terrorist didn’t want to put a bomb in there at that time.

 

Eventually, seven hours later, a text message went out to her daughter, who called 911.

 

She was rescued, unharmed, by deputies, at about 2:00 AM.

 

 

Let’s Listen to The 911 Call

 

Heh, Heh, Heh, Wow!

 

They’ve got some pretty stupid people running that courthouse over there, don’t they?

 

Well, that’s it.

 

We’ll end this story, with a:

 

Drive Through Broward County Florida

 

Be seeing ya Ha Ha Ha

 

 

 

 

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MAKING BONEY NEWS https://boneynews.com/2019/09/19/making-boney-news/ https://boneynews.com/2019/09/19/making-boney-news/#respond Thu, 19 Sep 2019 23:44:25 +0000 https://boneynews.com/?p=116 MAKING BONEY NEWS Hi there, Skully Bone, for Boney News.   We get comments, and we’re going to read one for you right now.   Confused says: What is this? Where the hell did you from? You’re confused alright. How the hell did you get on YouTube? Well confused, we’re going to answer your questions …

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Hi there, Skully Bone, for Boney News.

 

We get comments, and we’re going to read one for you right now.

 

Confused says:

What is this?

Where the hell did you from?

You’re confused alright.

How the hell did you get on YouTube?

Well confused, we’re going to answer your questions right here.

 

What The Hell Is This?

I’m Skully Bone, and this is Boney News You idiot!

 

Where The Hell Did You From?

Well confused, we think you meant to say:

Where the hell did you “come” from? Again, I’m Skully Bone, the reporter from hell. Where do you think I come from?

 

How the hell did you get on YouTube?

To answer that, we made a video called Making Boney News and we’re going to play it for you in just a second.

 

But first we want to tell everyone if you want to contact Skully and have him comment back, just go to the blog and click on-

Ask Skully.

 

If you want to be a real coward, and not leave your email address, then just go to the Blog and comment on any article.

You don’t have to give any information or use any Captcha’s. And if I’m not out raising hell. or wreaking havoc, I’ll probably answer you.

 

OK, so now on to the video-

MAKING BONEY NEWS

OK, so we hope that answered your questions Confused. Don’t forget to subscribe to the blog and YouTube channel.

 

Well, that’s it.

And as always, well end this with:

A Drive Through broward County

Be Seeing Ya! HA HA HA!

 

 

 

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INTRODUCING SKULLY BONES REPORTER FROM HELL https://boneynews.com/2019/09/19/introducing-skully-bones-reporter-from-hell/ https://boneynews.com/2019/09/19/introducing-skully-bones-reporter-from-hell/#respond Thu, 19 Sep 2019 23:29:51 +0000 https://boneynews.com/?p=112 INTRODUCING SKULLY BONES REPORTER FROM HELL Hi There, I’m Skully Bones, Reporter from Hell. Follow my Sarcastic, Sardonic, and sometimes just plain “Rude” comments on the current news, here, and on YouTube and Twitter.   After the 2016 American Elections, I said to The Gatekeepers of Hell, “hey”, you guys gotta to let me out of …

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Hi There, I’m Skully Bones, Reporter from Hell.

Follow my Sarcastic, Sardonic, and sometimes just plain “Rude” comments on the current news, here, and on YouTube and Twitter.

 

After the 2016 American Elections, I said to The Gatekeepers of Hell, “hey”, you guys gotta to let me out of here for a while.

 

This is going to be tooooo good!

 

Let me go up there, and wreak havoc with the news!

 

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They had a meeting or something, and said “OK”.

 

They gave me their blessing-

 

So here I am.

 

I’ve based myself in the USA, because of all those “cool” free speech laws.

 

Then I decided on Broward County Florida.

WHY BROWARD COUNTY FLORIDA?

 

What is it you use up here?

 

Screwgle, Bling, Ye-Haw, whatever, put it in your “little box” and find out that Broward County is probably the most corrupt county in America.

 

Corrupt politicians, corrupt cops, and the 17th, Judicial “Circus Court”, located in Beautiful Broward County Florida.

 

No, that was not a misspelling, the whole system there is a joke, circus. We’ll be showing you plenty of that.

 

The judges are clowns, and the rest of the lawyers are court jesters.

 

This place is messed up!

 

Ok, so follow me here on the blog, and On YouTube and Twitter.

 

And now we’ll end this with:

 

A DRIVE THROUGH BROWARD COUNTY FLORIDA

 

 

 

 

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