Florida Supreme Court Suspends
Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins
Last month, the Florida Supreme Court, hey, do we have a picture of these guys?
There those clowns are, suspended Broward Circut Court Judge, wait a minute, come on guys, quit screwing around. What’s her real name?
No way! For real? Ok.
Broward circuit court judge VAGINA HAWKINS.
Wow. Who the hell would name their kid that? Sounds like asking for trouble.
Anyway, judge VAGINA was suspended for putting her hands on, and maybe choking a courthouse staff employee.
The judge at first tried to deny it, but the Supreme Court released a courthouse surveillance video that clearly shows the judge going off.
SO WHY DID THE JUDGE GO OFF?
We sent the Boney Staff down to the main courthouse to see if we could get the judge to give us a statement.
They got one, here it is:
Whoa, don’t go near her with tuna breath.
Yeah, judge Vagina.
Well that’s it for this segment of Courthouse News, and remember;
IF WE OFFENDED ANYONE, IT WAS TOTALLY INTENTIONAL
OH YEAH, HERE’S YOUR DRIVE THROUGH BROWARD COUNTY.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. BE SEING YA!