Florida Supreme Court Suspends

Broward Judge Vagina Hawkins

Last month, the Florida Supreme Court, hey, do we have a picture of these guys?

There those clowns are, suspended Broward Circut Court Judge, wait a minute, come on guys, quit screwing around. What’s her real name?

No way! For real? Ok.

Broward circuit court judge VAGINA HAWKINS.

Wow. Who the hell would name their kid that? Sounds like asking for trouble.

Anyway, judge VAGINA was suspended for putting her hands on, and maybe choking a courthouse staff employee.

 

The judge at first tried to deny it, but the Supreme Court released a courthouse surveillance video that clearly shows the judge going off. 

SO WHY DID THE JUDGE GO OFF?

We sent the Boney Staff down to the main courthouse to see if we could get the judge to give us a statement.

They got one, here it is:

Whoa, don’t go near her with tuna breath.

Yeah, judge Vagina.

Well that’s it for this segment of Courthouse News, and remember;

 

IF WE OFFENDED ANYONE, IT WAS TOTALLY INTENTIONAL 

 

OH YEAH, HERE’S YOUR DRIVE THROUGH BROWARD COUNTY.

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. BE SEING YA!

 

 

SCREWING WITH JUDGES

JUDGE KENNETH GILLESPIE

 

Hi there, How ya doing, I’m Skully bones your reporter from hell.

 

July 18th, a Broward man was arrested for stalking and harassing judges and some other county officials in Broward.

 

Fort Lauderdale resident, and local moron, Todd Edward Watson, was arrested on several charges of stalking and harassing several Broward County judges and State Attorney Michael Satz.

 

The staff at Boney News managed to get their boney little fingers on the audio recordings of the calls made to the judges.

 

Knowing those guys, they probably stole them.

 

 

We’re going to play these for you in a video playlist series we like to call:

 

SCREWING WITH JUDGES

 

JUDGE KENNETH GILLESPIE

 

 

OK, so in this episode of, Screwing With Judges, Todd Watson calling the offices of judge KENNETH GILLESPIE.

 

Let’s Listen In

 

 

We asked the judge what thought, and received the following comment:

 

“Who the hell was that?

What did that cracker say?

Yeah, call the sheriff, have him pick his ass up.

What did he call me? An Uncle Tom?

Hey, call Al Sharpton, get his ass up in here too.

Hey listen, I may be corrupt, but I’m no Uncle Tom”.

 

Heh, Heh. Looks like that judge didn’t like it either.

 

And as always, well end this with a-

 

Drive through broward county Florida

 

 

BE seeing ya, Ha ha ha

 

 

County Employee Gets Jail Time For Stupidity

 

County Employee Gets Jail Time For Stupidity-Hi there, I’m Skully Bone, your reporter from hell.

 

When the people at South Florida Corruption ask me to introduce this video I said: “What, have you guys lost your minds over there?”

 

But I said, “OK, most of the judges in Broward are going to end up with me anyway”.

 

OK, here we go.

 

It looks like the judges aren’t the only incompetent people working at the new Broward County courthouse.

 

A couple of months ago, a county maintenance worker exited a courtroom through the wrong door and got herself locked in an inmate holding cell.

 

Forget this, seven hours! Ha, Ha, Ha, Seven hours!

 

She tried using her cell phone to call for help, but the cell service at the Brand new Broward County Courthouse is so crappy, she couldn’t get a call or text out for help. 

 

She talked to someone through the locked door, she thought was one of the cleaning staff, but they must be incompetent too because help never came.

 

 

Ha Ha Ha

 

 

You may ask yourself, don’t they have surveillance cameras at the brand new Broward County Courthouse?

 

The answer is yes, yes they do.

 

The system has only one flaw. Someone has to be watching. Ha, Ha, Ha.

 

Apparently those county employees are incompetent too because if they had been watching, she would not have been there that long.

 

Good thing some terrorist didn’t want to put a bomb in there at that time.

 

Eventually, seven hours later, a text message went out to her daughter, who called 911.

 

She was rescued, unharmed, by deputies, at about 2:00 AM.

 

 

Let’s Listen to The 911 Call

 

Heh, Heh, Heh, Wow!

 

They’ve got some pretty stupid people running that courthouse over there, don’t they?

 

Well, that’s it.

 

We’ll end this story, with a:

 

Drive Through Broward County Florida

 

Be seeing ya Ha Ha Ha